"Well, I've had it!" Ziggy groused as he tossed away another lipstick that had been worn down to a sticky nub. "It's Scary Monster who's doing this, I just know it!"
"What makes you say that?" asked Sers, who had come into his room to borrow some hairspray.
"No one else here uses as much makeup as I do," Ziggy explained, "and I keep this room locked when I'm away. It would have to be someone with unnatural powers and a love of powders who'd manage to pinch my supplies!"
"Powers? Now, now, Ziggy, there's nothing that proves Scary Monster is an actual monster much less someone who can slip in and out of a room without being noticed. You're probably just so busy you're losing track of your supplies."
"I know I'm right! You can never trust a clown
" They were still arguing as they left, Ziggy locking the door behind him.
From beneath Ziggy's bed, there could be heard the crinkling of delicate fabrics. Scary Monster carefully emerged from his favorite hiding place and claimed a jar of blush and a kabuki brush to go with it, and out of the room he tiptoed, locking the door behind him...
Another short piece for the Cracked Actor Comic group. For those unfamiliar with the various David Bowie personas used there and their given names, "Sers" is short for "Serious Moonlight" -- he represents "Let's Dance"-era Bowie.